can things get any worse? seriously? (gah!)

this is without a doubt, absofuckinglutely the worst day of my life, ever. (minus a whole lot of other shitty events of cos)
shall list shitty events of the day in randomness, in random order.

1. as expected, overslept and missed open house (like what's new right?) so concluded that one will practically have no social life whatsoever in uni, will be declared loser and pariah of the highest order and will then truly become single (literally) & fabulous (not!)

2. was doomed to spend a saturday, my saturday, at home unsweet home

3. met up with mich and we headed down to st james for the nus event only to find out it's over. O-V-E-R (yahyah, laugh in my face already)

4. wanted to cab to town but, cab queue was longer than your (no one in particular) dick and therefore had to train down instead

5. reacahed town, and yay, wonders of wonders, shops were all closed/closing/uninteresting in the case of those that were actually open

6. we went to get drinks and 7-11 had an offer for pokka drinks and only when we were paying they told us the offer was no longer

7. thought things couldn't get any worse but! horrors of horrors, bumped into china neighbour jefferson an outside luckyk plaza with sleeveless tight tee and baggy i'm-so-cool-i-look-like-rain jeans along with greasy long shaggy like hair plastered to similar oily greasy like face. shock was accentuated by puff of smoke blown into one's face at exact same moment by random guy. had to get through painful humiliation of passerbys staring as the jefferson talked to me. conversation went something like this:

c.m. : "ay, how have you been?"
me: "i thought you went back china already?" giggles due to lack of control over suppressed laughter
c.m. looks stunned and shocked, almost to the extent of being pissed
me: "i meant i thought you're supposed to go overseas and study after your o's?"
c.m.: "oh you mean america? not going anymore"
me: "oh okay, then where are you now and are you alone?"
c.m. glances around to find china mate who has apparently walked off without him
c.m.: "i'm with my friend..."
-awkward silence cos friend apparently not in sight-
c.m. turns to mich, "hello michelle!" (very heavily china accented)
mich: "errrmm, hiiii"
me: "ok, we gtg now! bye!"

LOL, btw, c.m. stands for china man haha

8. heard and got very affected by fucktards ah bengs bitchings (shld have fucking shoved cigg butts up their asses)

9. both mich and i developed serious blisters from flats (almost felt skin tear when one was bathing)

10. caught flu due to no apparent fault of one's self (looks at em accusingly)

ok, one should stop at 10 or there'll be no end to bad things cos one is already developing headache just remembering all these bad events.

hopefully, things will be better tom cos one is actually going to church so god bless me!