good night, it's only 7:10 am

one can't believe one is doing this (blogging, that is), at 7:10 am in the morning. one must be mad, must be all that sugar rush, stuffing oneself with chocolates the entire night and prolly gaining 10 kg while at it, or maybe cos one is still having orgasmic hyperventilations over johnny depp after watching pirates of the carribean 1 & 2 back-to-back. now one is all geared up for pirates 3 on friday. hurrah!

ok, just had a mental block and realised one has been using the word "one" to describe oneself non-stop the entire day (excuse me, but one just can't stop doing it). can't believe i didn't watch sex and the city today, though its ok cos johnny depp makes up for everything. EVERYTHING! anyway, one has free tickets to pirates 3 so be jealous everybody! tres exclusivo! : ) courtesy of my beloved emerick goh wei zhen/chen (i didn't forget, am just a little confused at 7:16 am). speaking of which, after reading my blog, emerick says he is "speechless" cos "it's different from what i am in real life". is it really? i say fuck here, i say fuck in your face, i say fuck all the time. i bitch here, i bitch in your face, i bitch all the time. basically, i'm just me in words. what do you think? does one agree with emerick or with me? (once again, do not have to answer if you don't want to - refer to blog title once again). i love rhetorical questions. they're pointless, redundant and random, but it just embodies me, myself and i. : )

oh urm, i know kai jie wants to know about my day instead other people's day, so for once, shall succumb to write like ordinary bloggers and tell you what i did approximately a few hours back. i woke up, went to town, then bugis, then had to shit, so cabbed home, had mich stayover and had a movie marathon whilst stuffing my face with carbo loaded food non-stop, then after she left, weighed myself, feel immensely depressed and am therefore blogging to try to lose some finger fats. there you go, my very exciting day for you.

ok, realised one has to wake up in like 6 hours time just to get 30 bucks, so one has to sleep now, cos as everyone knows, one needs at least 10 hours of sleep a day. and before i forget, am determined (for real this time) to go on serious diet, weight is shocking, levis are shrinking.

goodnight world, you know you love me!
happy living whilie i'm sleeping!