my mongolian mother

this is my mongolian mother.

do you know what my mongolian mother did? yesterday, i painstakingly took 20 minutes to change my bedsheet cos there were massive amounts of furball on one's bed due to dog being mad and romping on one's bed. so urm, one was changing one's bedsheets at 5 freaking am in the morning. and today, one came home to find bed covered in disgusting aunty print bedsheets (gah!), and this is all thanks to my mother who changed the bedsheet cos she said "we are all entitled to our own bedsheets" and that "the blue one is mine". so there, i am now stuck with disgusting bedsheets which aren't even mine to begin with. hope dog has another mad romp at bed so one can get changed sheets to something better, more decent looking to be exact.

one is currently feeling very happy and excited because one can collect two things tomorrow so hurrah!

item number 1:



my white rounded jellies (which i can't find my size anywhere else in singapore)

yahyah, i know i said they were ugly before, but then again, they're not as ugly as crocs and i feel like i'm walking on bubbles so heck, one thinks comfort > ugliness ok, cos one is practical and not shallow (great quality in a person esp girlfriend, lol).

item number 2:



dunkin' donuts! otherwise known as the unattainables as one would never be able to get one's hands on them if not for brainy rjc kid who set up some silly webby cos one does not have one's passport because of (refer to mongolian mother). so yay, i can get dunkin' donuts without having to step in malaysia and getting robbed, raped or murdered. -beams-

if you're feeling jealous, you can go to www.dunkindonutszlhub.com so you can stop being jealous already.

oh anyway, this is quite funny, dunkin donuts people called me at work today to confirm my order and i was serving a customer, so when i saw anonymous number on my caller id, i picked up (no choice, cos handphone was blasting gnarls barkley's crazy at very embarassingly loud volume and customer was staring). voice sounded like emerick's so i naturally assumed it's emerick and went:

me: "hello?! HELLOOOO?! YAH WHAT YOU WANT LAH!"
dunkin donut person: "hello? urm...hello?"
me: -very pissed off and irritated, thinking its bad reception on em's part cos he said he was in train tunnel just now-
me: "AIYAH WHAT LAH, WAIT LAH"
me: -puts phone down without even waiting for reply-

it was only till i finished serving the customer and the same anonymous number called again and told me that they were from dunkin' donuts did i realise OHMYGOD.

so urm, haha right, will be meeting them tom so wish me luck. LOL